Chevy HHR SS: The Worst Performance Hatchback in History

In recent years the “hot hatch” market in the US grew a massive amount. Ford launched the Focus ST and Fiesta ST which have both been praised endlessly by journalists including us. Chances are you’ve heard of the Chevy HHR, it’s the ugly panel van/car thing that you see running around town. You’ve probably also heard of the Chevy Cobalt SS, a small performance car from Chevy. What happens when you combine the two? A failure.

Awful Looks

Right off the bat, the normal HHR is an ugly car. It kind of looks like a station wagon mixed with a creeper van. It has a long, box yet awkwardly curvy design. The wheel arches stick way out in an attempt to make a sporty design, but Chevy managed to make it look the complete opposite of sporty. Those massive wheel arches make it look like a pickup truck which makes sense considered the design is inspired by the 1949 Chevy Suburban. Yup that’s right, Chevy based the design for this hatchback on the Suburban.

The problem is only compounded with the SS version of the HHR. It retains the awful base design, but with cheap body parts to make it look like a sporty car. The bumpers are redesigned, side skirts are added, and a small rear wing is also added. I will say the front bumper actually has a nice aggressive design, but all the other added parts just look awful.

You may not see the similarities initially, but the longer you look at an HHR SS the more it looks like a PT Cruiser. Don’t even get me started on how much of a design fail the PT Cruiser was.

2.0L EcoTec Engine

One area that Chevy got really good on the HHR SS is the powertrain. The 2.0L Ecotec is actually one of the best four-cylinder engines ever made, but definitely not the absolute best. The 2.0L Ecotec engine was taken directly from the Cobalt SS and plopped into the HHR, but with less power.

The manual transmission models output 260 horsepower and 260 lb-ft which is actually pretty decent. The automatic models, however, output a measly 235 horsepower and 223 lb-ft. Supposedly Chevy lowered the power on the automatic to make it last longer. This power translate to a 6.3s 0-60 time for the manual transmission and a 7.5s 0-60 time for the automatic.

These specs would be totally respectable if most HHR SS owners bought the manual transmission model, but they didn’t. Most HHR SS owners ended up buying the automatic which means the majority of these cars run a 7.5s 0-60 which is literally slower than a modern pickup truck.

Luckily this engine responds well to modifications so making as fast as a proper “hot hatch” is pretty easy. I seriously don’t understand how Chevy could release a car with the SS badge that runs that pathetic of a 0-60 time.

Does it Stop or Turn?

Well does it stop or turn? Sort of. Chevy knew the HHR SS wasn’t going to be a fast straight line car. Supposedly they put most of the development time into making the car stop and steer well, but they fell short. According to Motor Trend’s testing, the HHR SS was pretty bad at stopping compared the other hot hatches on the market at the time. It did, however, slightly out corner the contenders.

Compared to today’s hot hatches such as the Focus ST, the HHR SS is pretty bad at stopping and turning. The Focus ST has a brake-based torque vectoring system which majorly improves handling especially on tight canyon roads. The HHR SS is also on the heavy side coming in around 3,280 lbs which is 50 lbs heavier than the Focus ST.

Basically, the HHR SS was a halfway decent canyon carver at the time but falls extremely short compared to today’s hot hatches.

So What is it Good For?

The US is full of brightly colored and loud sports cars. These are fun and all, but having a car that looks slow but is actually somewhat fast is also very fun. This is where the HHR SS really fits in. It seems like nobody even knows the SS version of the HHR even exists, so when it comes to race they might be surprised by how quick it is. That is, of course, assuming said HHR SS isn’t a stock automatic version.

Other than the sleeper factor, the HHR SS really doesn’t have much of anything going for it. If you really want compact performance car from Chevy the Cobalt SS is really the only way to go. If you’re okay with buying a Ford the Fiesta ST and Focus ST are far superior options. Let the hate in the comments below begin!

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Bryce founded Dust Runners Automotive Journal in 2014 as a way to write about the cars he found interesting. When he's not writing for Dust Runners he's writing for Power Automedia as a freelancer. He currently drives a 2015 Fiesta ST and absolutely loves it.


    • You obviously have never driven one. I have had two and one of the best cars I have ever driven. No other hatch can compare, especially with a couple of bolt-ons. The look on people faces when my grocery getter passes them is priceless. You say it looks awful, you are entitled to your opinion, of which not everyone shares. It was designed as a throwback, the performance aspect makes it what it is, a SS.

  1. You need to Drive one. I own both a Focus ST and a HHR SS. I love the HHR SS I get more respected bring it to car shows. Then when I take my FoST to a car show. Both cars are moded and push over 375hp

  2. Sounds like you encountered a HHR SS in your Fiesta and got handed a smackdown. Envy doesn’t look good on you Bryce, and evidentially, jealousy causes bitterness.

    • I’ve actually hurt the feelings of quite a few automatic HHR SS owners so far with my Fiesta ST. The automatic variants are pathetically slow in stock form. I’ve yet to race a modified HHR SS or a manual transmission HHR SS.

  3. Sorry, but you don’t know the HHR SS. I’ve had a manual 2008 since it was brand now and it’s my favorite daily driver ever. And yes, I still squeal my tires when I pull away from the lights. The design is based on a 1940s Chevy Suburban and some of us really love the retro styling. In fact, I bought mine after esteemed automotive journalist Mark Phelan reviewed one at the test track for the Detroit Free Press.

  4. Bryce, Bryce, Bryce….

    As a Focus ST driver, I have to disagree with you. Yeah the ST platform handles well, but what do you expect from something thats small and in the words of one of my students, looks like “a pregnant gerbil on its back.”

    If you wanna compare cars by sticker specs, even the auto SS beats out the big brother of your fiesta. I mean, come on man, the ST boost gauge is just a half-circle that shows 0 on one side, and 25 on the other. Best part? The icon for it is a turbine in some weird tunnel thing.

    It’s okay, you’re comparing a car that is over 8 years old, to a current production car. If for some chance you live around Philly, we should link up. I would love to create a video for my channel comparing your fiesta ST to my focus ST and HHR SS. I promise you’ll be trading what you think is a hot hatch, for the “worst performance hatch ever”.


  5. You guys are delusional. I’ve never heard anyone say a positive thing about any HHR, and it’s not due to lack of data, I worked at a dealer lol. Chevrolet, the only people who ever looked at a PT cruiser and said “we need one of those?.

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